I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?

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I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

idk man I’m still worried about how will protect europe from the kaiser

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i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

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R.I.P. Amy Winehouse (September 14, 1983 - July 23, 2011)

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these small and angsty squares are based on that feeling when you enter a social situation and u get hit with a brief existential woe and you’re suddenly aware of your own youth and mortality and u wonder if everyone feels this way. and then you snap the fuk out of it and have a good time 

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If you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a looks at your hands
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